Scandilove

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Scandilove. The lyrics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Norwegian copulation most of the lines will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Ida Maria's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Erotic literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these lyrics, to realise that they’re not just catchy- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Scandilove truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Ida Maria's existential line “Ooh ooh, you’re so cute my baby, ooh ooh, in your skinny jeans” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Ida Maria's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. :joy:

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Scandilove tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the Scandinavian hipster boy’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid :sunglasses: